atlopez:

tight

(Source: romerojd, via sextnoise)

(Source: pleatedjeans, via sexpectinq)

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(Source: 750c, via ant0rm)

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

(via palmist)

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

(via ravingsofabitch)

video games don’t make us violent, lag does

(Source: wificrisis, via assume)

(Source: R2--D2, via h-ella)

guy:

don’t u hate when u leave the house confident and looking good but u don’t see anyone hot the whole day like what a waste

(via although)

xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

(Source: nosdrinker, via infinityc0re)