xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

(Source: nosdrinker, via infinityc0re)

(Source: raven, via phobias)

*something falls behind my bed*

itunestore:

"well it was really nice having that thing. Goodbye”

(Source: miraguey, via sailor-fallen-angel)

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

image

(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via sextnoise)

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

(Source: extental, via hi)

awwww-cute:

Obedience

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(Source: baebees, via crystallized-teardrops)

cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."

(via enures)

(via astound)