my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
I’m sure that’s what he thought.
if i take long to answer your message it’s probably because i’m 50 miles down my dash
How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up